1. Hack the amber alert system. You are driving down I-40 and you see this scroll by:
ALIEN CRASH LANDING RADIOACTIVE CLOUD VAPOR RAY OF DEATH EXIT 133 EXPECT DELAYS
or:
SINNER! APPLY THE EMERGENCY BRAKE! TURN AROUND BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!!!
or:
YES THERE ARE TWO PATHS YOU CAN GO BY, BUT IN THE LONG RUN, THERE'S STILL TIME TO CHANGE THE ROAD YOU'RE ON
2. Have dinner with CNN foreign correspondant Christine Armenpour. Try not to drink too much.
3. Spend one entire Christmas day on a park bench.
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It's like we were brothers or something...
You wanna spend this coming Christmas on a park bench? I know of a couple good ones.
I was listening to Dr. Laura one time and the caller had some issue about where her husband would be spending Christmas and Dr Laura quipped, "where did he spend it before, on a park bench?" and I thought, now THERE'S AN IDEA. Thanks for the invitation, but part of the Christmas on a park bench experience it it's solitary nature, just me and the squirrels and the obligatory flask.
4.Read "English Good One Blog" as it will make me laugh and calm down!
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