Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Sorry...

Sorry I haven't posted in a while, gang, but I have been busy. My publisher got me this gig writing a pamphlet for teenagers called "So You've Decided To Take Up Cutting" and man, it was a lot of work. Especially since I don't know a gol-durned thing about cutting. Then I went on this kick where I decided to go digital and started switching everything in the house over. It was easy enough to find a digital TV, but a digital microwave oven, a digital refridgerator, these things are not easy to track down. I had a lot of fun asking clerks in stores "is this digital?" regardless of what it was I was buying. I learned a lot, too. Like, did you know your hands are digital? At least your fingers are anyway. When I couldn't get digital (like with tires, for example), I settled for virtual.
Then I saw a commercial for a chicken sandwich on the TV and the tagline was (no lie) "The only way to beat it...is to eat it!" I am still pondering this little nugget of post-modern op art, and will someday have a coherent post explaining my reaction. Meanwhile I must go take a spin on my virtual tires.

7 comments:

chall gray said...

i'm interested in leelee sobieski to, but more in measuring her symmetry, this is an important issue and i think i should be nominated to ascertain the balance of her composition...

Toby Gray said...

You know, Leelee totally saved "Eyes Wide Shut." That film would have been an absolute mess without her.

chall gray said...

that was a film? i didn't even notice the rest of it other than her...

chall gray said...

did you read The Magus yet?

Suze said...

I was going to post a comment about digitality but I'm intrigued by the Leelee commentary occuring. Possibly I'm in the wrong comments section, but that's the joy of getting lost. I think she is Helen Hunt's doppleganger. And serenely beautiful.

Toby Gray said...

I have not read The Magus yet, and it will probably be awhile. I am a pretty slow reader. But getting back to the topic at hand, there is a pretty cool Joan of Arc flick called "Messenger" starring the beautiful Mila Javovovich, it is kind of like a 90 minute Joan of Arc music video. One of my favorite things about it is the way Mila's voice cracks a little every time she rallies the troops. And there is a interesting bit in the end where everyone, even the visions that inspired her, betrays Joan and Dustin Hoffman (I think) plays God or maybe the devil or Joan's conscience. Well, a couple of years before "Messenger," Leelee played a less gorgeous but more intense Joan in a TV miniseries. That was when I first noticed her. She had this masculine square jaw and intense steely eyes. There are few cinematic images more compelling than a womanchild in chainmail on a horse waving a really big sword. I recommend both films. Leelee rocks.

chall gray said...

Cormac has another new book coming out... I told my friend Jeffrey Lent and he called Cormac's editor, whose now going to send him a galley next month...

we'll see, he's starting to churn them out like Stephen fucking King, not too mention that his new play opens next month...