Surely someone has done this joke...

I lived most of my life in a state that has a primary in May. By the time we got to vote, the winner was already determined. It sort of ticked me off, in the abstract anyway, that we never got to pick the nominee. Now that I have moved to Mississippi, well...things are pretty much the same as they were in North Carolina. Nobody campaigns here in the winter. But now I look at what those poor people in Iowa and New Hampshire are going through and I'm kind of glad that things are the way they are. All I can say about the primaries now is that the fact that RuPaul is running really says a lot about how far we have come as a country. I am just a little surprised she is running as a Republican, I mean, I thought she would be one of us...